2009年11月19日

好聽的歌...不見得是好聽的歌詞 ^^

喜歡聽英文歌卻不知到內容的...小心出糗


Wrong Hole 英文歌詞

I took her on a date things seemed so bright
I knew I would not need my youporn tonight
We go to her place and we fooled around
We throw all our clothes to the ground

We begin as she turns out the lights
I start but feel something so very extra tight
I hear her cry and I see her frown
I look at the condom it is all brown

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul
Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better
In my defense those holes are so close together
Oh baby baby don't feel defiled
It's a common accident during doggy style

It was so dark I couldn't see so good
I had no idea where I put my wood
I want to make things better want to make it alright
If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole
I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul

I never ever want to make you feel hurting
I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting
Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause
Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ
Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix
From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics


If this was Alabama we would be on trial
That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child

I've got a confession and I think you wont mind
I kinda liked when you put it in my behind
I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite
Can't we just try it again tonight?

Alright!

Every night I stick it in the wrong hole
It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control
When we stick it in the wrong hole.

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